Flashing Disapontment

As I open my the email from my English Professor, my eyes are imediatly drawn to a red and yellow flashing bar containing the text, "If flashing, you are chosen to win a FREE DVD Player." I am of course totally psyched. Exactly what I need, an additional device to add to my collection of devices that already perform the function of playing DVDs. Upon closer inspection I see that I must click "here" to claim my prize. There is of course your standard asterisk. I scan down the page I find in small font see offer for details. Haha, I've found it. There is always a catch. Cleverly to be able to find my prize i must be able to click the link. However my clever English teacher had made this impossible. I could click no link, and claim no prize. How disappointing.